Quotes
Here are some quotes that I’ve encountered in daily life that I thought were inspiring or just plain made me laugh.
“I’m bilingual. I speak anglo and saxon”
Bethany, 6/13/2006
“Your facts make life suck”
- Brent to Bethany, 6/6/2006 (Don’t worry. It was in good spirits ;))
“In the land of the passive aggressive, you are the queen”
- Michiel’s friend to his friend’s girlfriend, 6/2/2006
“Some people choose virginity. Some have it chosen for them.”
-Some random Farker, 6/3/2006
“If I were elected president, playing the Soprana Sax would be a felony.”
-Brent, 9/6/2006
Brent: “I’m a rapper.”
Bethany: “Since when? You don’t even wrap presents!”
-12/7/2006
June 3rd, 2006 at 1:22 am
It’s okay–I’m the only mute in screamland.
November 3rd, 2006 at 11:15 pm
Your lack of planning does not count as my emergency.