Quotes

Here are some quotes that I’ve encountered in daily life that I thought were inspiring or just plain made me laugh.

“I’m bilingual. I speak anglo and saxon”
Bethany, 6/13/2006

“Your facts make life suck”
- Brent to Bethany, 6/6/2006 (Don’t worry. It was in good spirits ;))

“In the land of the passive aggressive, you are the queen”
- Michiel’s friend to his friend’s girlfriend, 6/2/2006

“Some people choose virginity. Some have it chosen for them.”
-Some random Farker, 6/3/2006

“If I were elected president, playing the Soprana Sax would be a felony.”
-Brent, 9/6/2006

Brent: “I’m a rapper.”
Bethany: “Since when? You don’t even wrap presents!”
-12/7/2006

2 Responses to “Quotes”

  1. Bethany Says:

    It’s okay–I’m the only mute in screamland.

  2. Adam Says:

    Your lack of planning does not count as my emergency.

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