Slashdot’s Sometimes Funny
Thursday, August 25th, 2005I stopped reading Slashdot comments about a year ago because of the excessive amount of people that were just going for +5 Funny
moderations. Lame! Every so often, you’ll get a really funny thread
started that just keeps going. Take this thread for example. Note that
each line is a different person’s comment.
- Let me see, which would I rather do: spend $30+ on a movie
ticket, popcorn, and a drink just so I can watch the latest subpar
selection of movies at a time set by the theater and have popcorn
thrown at me by 13 year old cell phone wielding children, OR pick up
whatever movie from the redbox [redbox.com] for $0.99 (or DVD rentals
through the mail) and a drink and popcorn from the local store all for
less than $5 and watch it on my widescreen in the comfort of my own
home. Tough call. - Sooo, you couldn’t get a date this weekend either?
I don’t know about you pal, but I’d take a hot date to my home theater over a public cinema any day. - So you can show her your massive collection of authentic Japanese tentacle-rape hentai?
- Of course! Women love artsy foreign movies with subtitles.
Congratulations Slashdot, you’ve redeemed yourself.