Star wars III: Revenge of Natalie Portman dancing
Thursday, September 18th, 2003TGIF!!! :thumbsup:
I was just reading my daily Slashdot, and I came across this posting that made me laugh my ass off. Enjoy!!
A million fans are about to cry out in terror - and are suddenly silenced.
Episodes 4-6: I liked them. They were the cowboy fantasy with a tale to tell of redemption, growing into an adult, and the small, plucky rebellion beating the odds against an Empire of British accented bad guys.
Episodes 1-2? We’ve got some of the worst scripting that has ever happened. Episode 2 alone was nearly a black hole in a craptastic display that was barely saved by the precense of Ass Kickin’ Yoda. (And it still had the stupid heroes who couldn’t seem to figure out how to roll out of the way of a falling hunk of metal so Yoda had to save their dumb asses rather than taking out the “Bad Guy”.)
So unless Episode 3 has a huge song and dance scene with a whole parade of digially generated Natalie Portmans in that super tight white Princess Leia like outfits singing “You Are My Sunshine”, I’ll just wait until it shows up as a special on Fox.
Dancing Natalie Portmans…..wow…such wasted creativity! :looney: